Dog’s Breakfast

The Gove asked
The Wilshaw, and
The Wilshaw asked
The Inspectorate
“Could we have school readiness
by age of five, Ofsted?”

The Wilshaw asked
The Inspectorate,
The Inspectorate said
“Certainly,
I’ll go and tell
The Telegraph
Before it goes to bed”

The Inspectorate,
Observed
And he went and told
The Telegraph:
“We’re going for school readiness
by age of five”, he said.

The Telegraph
Said sleepily
“You’d better tell
His Majesty
That many people nowadays
Like children-led
Instead.”

The Inspectorate
Said, “Fancy!”
And went to
His Majesty.
He curtsied to the Wilshaw, and
He turned a little red:
“Excuse me,
Your Majesty,
For taking of
The liberty,
But other ways can work, if
They’re
Really
Children-led.”

The Wilshaw said
“Oh!”
And turned to
The Gove:
“Talking of school readiness by
age of five; Ofsted
Says many people
Think that
Children-led
Is nicer.
Would you like to try a little
Children-led
Instead?”

The Gove said,
“Bother!”
And then he said,
“Oh, dear me!”
The Gove sobbed, “Oh, deary me!”
And went back to bed.
“Nobody,”
He whimpered,
“Could call me
A nursery man;
I only want
A little bit
Of school readiness
By age of five, Ofsted!”

The Wilshaw said,
“There, there!”
And went to
The Inspectorate.
The Inspectorate
Said, “There, there!”
And went to the shed.
The Telegraph said,
“There, there!
I didn’t really
Mean it;
Here’s headlines for his hobby horse
“school readiness”, Ofsted”.

The Wilshaw took
The headline
And brought it to
His Majesty;
The Gove said,
“Headline, eh?”
And bounced out of bed.
“Nobody,” he said,
As he binned the
Guardian,
“Nobody,” he said,
As he talked down
The evidence,
“Nobody,
“My darling,
Could call me
A nursery man—
BUT
I do like a little bit of school-readiness, Ofsted!”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10741986/Ofsted-all-parents-should-get-a-checklist-telling-them-how-to-raise-their-children.html

With enormous apologies to A.A. Milne

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